Are you awake?
(no response)
(while poking Jason in the back..) Hey, are you awake?
What?!
Lily's fish is dead.
Seriously?
No, I thought it would be funny to wake you up by telling you Lily's fish is dead. Hey- Lily's fish is dead HA HA HA isn't that funny? .. (blank stare) .. Ya, seriously.
Which one?
What do you mean which one? [she has two goldfish] I don't know, Jason, the orange one..
Oh shit. Did you take care of it?
That's not my job..
(Happy mother's day, mommy.. you get to introduce your three and a half year old daughter to death.)
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