Wednesday, May 22, 2013

Dinner conversation

Dinner tonight. Me and Lily.. it was something like this:

Can I have spaghetti?
Well, I already made you chicken..
But I'm holding the spaghetti.
I know, but can you please just eat the chicken?
No.
Lily, I'm really tired. Just eat the chicken, okay?
I want both.
No.
Yes!
Let me tell you something.. do you know how many hours of sleep an adult is supposed to get at night?
No.
Do you want me to tell you?
No.
8. And do you know how many I get?
No.
4 or 5.
Five!
No, I mean I get between 4 and 5 hours of sleep. Do you know what the difference between those numbers is?
No.
3 or 4.
Four!
No, I mean the difference is between 3 and 4 hours. And that adds up day after day after week after week..
I don't want to know about it.
It's a lot.
I told you I didn't want to know about it.
Well, I already told you, you can't unknow it now.
I'm taking it out of my head! And putting it in yours!
Ya.. I already know all about it..

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